Alliterate Soup

Alliterate Soup

Ask anyone, a
Beautiful burgeoning bourbon binge
Can cause cholera
Don’t destroy dandelions
Everyone eats eels each Easter
Forget forgetfulness faithful father
Go gangrene gracefully
Humorously hung hermaphroditic hippopotomi
I’m injured
Juke joint jezebel
Kill-switch keeping klepto
Like laughing llamas
My murderous mistaken mystery
Needs neoprene napkins
Opulent origami or obsequious optometry
Please proceed posthumous paper platypus
Quizzical quandary quotient
Rotund rodents rarely run rampant repeatedly
Surely someone should say something supportive
That they think they talk truthfully
Unusual um...
Very vociferous vermin
Why weep we won’t worry
Xavier’s xylophone
Zero

Alliterate Soup II (Girls names)

Abigail Adams and Annabelle Lee, Aunts
Betty and Betsy and Bonnie and Bea
Callie and Cassie and
Donna and Dorona,
Elaine and Elizabeth,
Faith and Fiona,
Ginger and Geraldine,
Hester and Hattie,
Inga and Iris, Ivanna and
Joanie,
Kelly and Katie,
Laura, Ludmilla,
Miranda, Matilda, Monica, Mary,
Naomi,
Olivia,
Paula,
Queen Liz and
Rebecca and Rhonda,
Sarah and Susan and Sharon and Sandra,
Tabitha, Tamara,
Uma,
Veronica, Violet,
Winona and Wendy and Wanda,
Xena and
Yasmine and lastly Yolanda;
Z much like Q has no obvious fame
When it comes to assembling a list of girls’ names.

Alliterate Soup III

Asinine ass-holes assiduously assimilate atrocities
Before benevolently becoming bastards
Can canaries cogitate
Do daring darers do daring deeds
Everyone everywhere enjoys enjoying everything especially entropy
Furious fornicators fornicate ferociously
Gassy gastronomes graciously grasp gourmet grapes
Hearty hearts hear heady heads haunt hungry herds who harangue hardship headlong
I insist in ignoring ignorant ignoramuses in icy Inuit igloos indeterminately
Just jumpy jumpers jumping judiciously
Kelly killed Kenny’s kayak
Like lugubriously leaping left
My my mister misogynist many mistakes make mundane miracles mysteriously more menacing
Now noone needs names noodles napkins Nehru nor
Opthemology origami original opinions or onanistic oppression
Perhaps people prefer pleasantly procrastinating
Quinine quotients quirky qualifications querulous quandaries
Repeatedly repeating repeated repetition repetitively repeats repetitiveness
Shits shitting shitty shit shittily should shun shoveling
Though they think thoughts through their thyroids
Usually under unusual usury
Volume validates valor
Why when we were warily walking werewolves wearily woke while women wilted wet with wild wonder
eXactly
Yonder younger yearningly yanks your
Zipper zone


Postlude

A bold canary devours every fourth
garden herb.
I just know,
like my name. Or perhaps,
rarer still,
the unusual vein whence
your zirconium.


Epilogue

The
point, I
feel, is to
have as much fun
with language as
humanly possible.
Fin.